So we've moved... I'm stuffed, but we moved. All went to plan other than a couple of minor hiccups. We even managed to get all our bond back. The new place is about the same as the old just a little more roomy. We have the same phone number as before.
I discovered that Telstra has the best business model in the world. If you have an unlisted number they charge you. Hence, they charge for doing nothing. I think I might start charging people money to not put them in my new directory service, say $10 a month.... so the tin foil hatters amongst you, send me your cheques!